M snores. like a machine.
when we first started spending nights together i learned this the hard way. it was dreadful. i would spend each night staring up at the ceiling wishing it would stop. praying, please make it stop!
eventually i learned that after about an hour he’d stop. that’s when i’d go to sleep. it became the routine. the lights go out, i start to fall asleep, he starts snoring, i stay awake until he stops, and then i sleep. the next half of the routine was more frustrating. i’d wake up in the middle of the night because he started snoring again. and there i was, laying there waiting for him to stop once again. for the most part once i’m asleep and am woken up before i’m ready, i’m not a happy camper. S will testify to this. no matter what the situation she still will not wake me up. i think if the house was on fire she’d still have to give it some seroius thought. and whenever someone else is told to wake me she’ll send them off with a chuckle and a “good luck!”
you know how sometimes you wake up but you’re still kind of asleep? i remember one distinct night when i was sound asleep and i guess M started snoring. i don’t remember exactly how it happened because before i was fully conscious i flipped over and used that momentum to swing my arm around and smack him in the chest. i remember it so clearly from that point because as soon as my hand made impact on his chest i felt the force and i guess it made me really wake up. in the same instant i realized what i’d just done and quickly flipped back to my other side to pretend i was asleep for the fear that he would be waking up and would surely be pissed that i just punched him in his sleep. as i lay there holding my eyes closed trying to control my breathing i heard nothing. no movement. no complaining. no snoring! he didn’t wake up and he had no clue what i’d done later that morning when i asked “how did you sleep?”. and this taught me that to make him stop snoring all i had to do was hit him. but i’m a nice girlfriend so instead of renacting this another night the next time i was awakened by snoring i nudged/pushed him. he stopped. this is how the first year of sleeping in the same bed went. i wasn’t sure i’d ever get a full night’s sleep again.
but i guess i got used to it. because now? i can’t fall asleep if he’s not snoring. it’s like a lullaby. i’m serious. when our heads hit the pillows i just lay there. the second he starts snoring i fall immediately asleep. when i sleep alone? i have a tough time falling asleep right away. it’s crazy. but i guess that’s love. or insanity. i haven’t figured it out yet.
~ today i learned… the medical term for tummy rumbling is “borborygmi” ~
WB talks in his sleep. At first it really scared me, but now I am just used to it.
But I don’t do well with snoring.
Comment by penelope — May 22, 2008 @ 12:56 pm
I’d say insanity.
Comment by apollocreed — May 22, 2008 @ 2:34 pm