my friend DS thinks i’m crazy. one of his exes even called me a few nasty names when he told her i felt this way once. of course in my defense i never liked this girl and didn’t try hard to pretend to so it didn’t take much to make her call me names. anyhoo…
i think i can tell what type of kisser a guy is by looking at him. you may think that sounds crazy too. and while it does have a little to do with their personality it’s mostly about their physical features and the way they speak (not the words but the way they move their mouth). i am completely convinced that i know this. i’m sure it’s partly because i’ve kissed alot of boys, more than i’d like to admit, but there tend to be commonalities between certain things/people that i can break down to a physical appearance level.
this being said, i hate making the call of good kisser/bad kisser. i think it’s all relative. if you’ve kissed more than one person (which i hope to heaven all of you have… if not, go out NOW and kiss someone new) then you too know that people can kiss so differently. some people apparently like to have their face soaked and others like to be poked in the mouth with a tongue. i know this not only from making the mistake of kissing some of these people, but also from watching total strangers make out in these ways. that’s why i don’t think i’ve ever once claimed that someone was a “bad kisser”. i can only say that they weren’t good for me because i believe that there’s someone else out there that is looking to be kissed that way and they might be perfect together. having kissed alot of boys i realize that there’s so many different ways of kissing and even the same basic elements of kissing can be done so completely different. for me, guys with thin or tight lips don’t work. it’s just not good for me. it may have something to do with me having full lips. i dunno. all i know is they’re not for me. and as insane as i know i sound saying that all guys with thin lips can’t kiss me right, i’ve yet to be proven wrong.
i believe the time DS mentioned this to his female friend was when it was in the context of sex and male body parts. because, yes, i believe that i can tell that too. again, i feel that certain body types lend to specific male body part sizes. and when i say this i mean that just by looking at someone’s physical build (not what they’ve done to their body, but their natural shape) i can tell you pretty well the estimations of their male member. DS even poo-pooed me on this one. but i’ve been able to call them all pretty well in the past, so i stick to my original statement. i honestly believe i can tell.
so as i’ve been watching bachelorette this season, i’ve come to the conclusion that she may feel the same. i’ve noticed that she hasn’t really kissed any of the guys with the thin lips.
plenty of people will say “notsojenny, we now have proof that you’re insane. you can not tell that by looking at someone”. but i stick to my opinion. i can’t explain it in words but if you want to walk down the street with me i’ll tell you about each guy we pass and then you can kiss them and ask them to drop trou and confirm my statements or prove me wrong. let me know when you’d like to test out this theory.
~ today i learned… sound travels about 4x faster in water than in air ~
