it’s always like this

April 2, 2008

because i’m lazy

Filed under: perfect strangers — notsojenny @ 10:21 am

i’ve got a ton of work to do
i’m starting an intermediate pilates class tonight… i’m both excited and scared
i have to figure out what to pack for this weekend - which would be easier if i could rely on a weather forecast that doesn’t change every hour
i’ll need to wear whatever isn’t packed for the next 2 days
i have to exchange my generic spanx at target today… apparently my stomach needs a smaller size than my butt.  and the little spare bike tire on my front wins.
i desperately need to grocery shop today since i have nothing to eat

so with all of these things in the top of my mind, i’ve decided to do the following (mostly because i’m too lazy to actually write anything today)

i read this somewhere (or many places) and decided to do it too (since i love movies!) - tagging be damned.  the only issue may be that i think about 4 or 5 people actually read this blog so you’ll all need to step it up to solve these.

below are movie quotes from 15 of my favorite movies (and i could have done many, many more).  if there’s an a/b it’s a conversation between different characters. 
your job is to guess the movie.  as they’re guessed correctly they’ll be updated to reflect the smart blogger who knew it.  bonus points if you can guess my favorite male and female actors based on this (hint, they each have 3 movies on here)

  1. a. you know, Jenny, you’re not that great looking.
    b. i know.  but can i help it if you think so?
  2. thank you.  that will be nice.  yes is being my answer.  easy question.- magdagot this: Love Actually
  3. just going to the kitchen to get some food, then i’m going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.- magda again: Notting Hill
  4. i’d be the worst possible godfather.  i’d probably drop her on her head at her christening.  i’d forget all her birthdays until she was 18.  then i’d take her out and get her drunk.  and let’s face it, quite possibly try and shag her.- magda got this one (though FRM knew it too : ) : About a Boy
  5. you’re a real sex machine.  uh huh, uh huh.  get on the scene with sex machine.
  6. pardon me but your husband is showing
  7. i’m always late.  it’s part of my charm.
  8. alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to you then.  you get one vagina for the rest of your life.  real smart Frank.  way to work it through. - apollocreed was the first to buzz in with the correct answer: Old School
  9. i hear this place is restricted, Wang.  so don’t tell ‘em you’re jewish, okay?
  10. there ain’t nuthin’ more powerful than the smell of mendacity!
  11. and you can take that bread and shove it up the tops of your legs!
  12. from the first moment we met, i knew i aroused a powerful emotion in you.  it was disgust, but i can build on that.
  13. my dear boy, this is the sort of day history tells us is better spent in bed.
  14. impossible relationships.  my special gift is impossible relationships.- magda with a sweep: Pretty Woman
  15. well you know what they say: if you don’t have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me! - littlespoon got this one: Steel Magnolias

good luck folks. 

  

  

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